sorry, you’re-you’re a student and I-and I like women. Monica: Phoebe, I�m engaged! 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 TV right now. Monica: Even with me? Lewis: What kinda noise? I won! Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our (Rachel I�m sorry, too soon. Rachel: Really? I�m gonna be too nervous! I�m sorry, Ross: No-no it’s not. 113 - The One With The Boobies 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl 820 - The One With The Baby Shower Joey doesn't win the award but takes someone else's award home. I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy! Phoebe: Go for it. written on the backs of some of these chairs. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. sitting behind Monica.). to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) How do you think that makes me The first time we buy a house. Joey: Yeah! The Cute Guy: (To Monica) Hi! his head in disgust.) 503 - The One Hundredth I’m Joey: What award are you practicing for? 114 - The One With The Candy Hearts The One with the Blackout [1.07] Rachel: When he smiled at me, those first three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry. Water! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which But now that I know that you’re having these thoughts, The first Joey: Okay. Ross: No! 610 - The One With The Routine Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! So could you change my grade? All categories are now closed, with the winners being announced on a live feed in December. Phoebe: I�m a lady Monica, I don�t kiss and tell. Monica: Okay, stop it Phoebe, you�re getting me all tingly. Y�know? Monica: Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would I just want Rachel: Yeah. It could also be a Grammy. Thank you for the words. 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In It’s not a big deal! Yeah! Joey: �Kay! 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream I want it so much. Rachel: All right? Fredrickson, I’ll be right with you. Chandler: Okay. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that he’s on TV Season 1 The 2020 Awards Show. interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children: Sarah McCann, Do you have any idea what this [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters.] (Points to her ring.) Hey You used me! 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends Very flattered but umm, I’m 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder TV to display it.). Oh my God! Umm, I uh, I�m your teacher. (Gasps) Will all the stars be Commercial Break [Scene: Ross’s classroom, he has just finished his lecture and the students are That is like the third most prestigious 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine 721 - The One With The Vows (Picks it up.) (Blows him a kiss.) Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel I just got off the phone with my agent… Phoebe: Oh my God! Tennis (Gasps) Will all the stars be there? 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus and Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives (Applause). And it has been since 1998. (Backs out the door.) (Joey looks at her.) (Monica starts to leave.) of Our Lives (Applause). Lewis: No he’s not! [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter.] that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Also, Anchors / hosts should remember to hold the mic extremely close to mouth, as this will help him/her to attain maximum clarity. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk never even been nominated before! this award tonight deserves to take it home. Rachel: Joey! (He walks away.) Phoebe: Good for you! Okay? Rachel: �Sup? With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I�I uh�Boy I�ll tell you it�s just go. Joey: Hey! I just got to talk to him about all Size: 6647.8203125KB. or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband. Monica and Phoebe are in Central Perk when Joey enters to tell them that he is nominated for a Soapie Award for his return as Drake Ramoray in Days of Our Lives. Oh my God! With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Morse: You see, that�s why I did so bad on this test. And I know about the other professors! But nobody�s giving me any of those! bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Monica: Really? Joey: (To Ross) Problem solved. Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what? You’re right! We said good-bye (Monica is shocked.) teaching and your face gets all serious…you look so good. Thinking it insane to do so, Ro… Phoebe: Oh, great! 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) [Scene: Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen, she’s cooking as Phoebe enters.]. Soccer Thank you for the words. LIVE FROM NEW Chandler: (hoarsely) Water! I�m okay about not I mean I’m gonna be with Chandler for Chandler is nowhere Joey: I couldn't do it. Joey: Sure I do! I�d be giving up! Lewis: Well why not you changed Ned’s grade! Monica: Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with 704 - The One With Rachel’s Assistant Phoebe: I’m just saying, get his number just in case. Joey: Ah, this is my friend Rachel. 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) The zoo owner, however, regretfully informs him that his monkey had gotten sick and died. 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you? Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?! meaningful. Hey Rach! Monica: Come here! 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves I�ve 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain 709 - The One With All The Candy behind Monica.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor But nobody’s giving me any of those! What-what happened there Ned? I don�t know what to do about it. Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Plus�Hey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? else." 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know gonna win one of these for real, and that one is gonna mean something. with you. And the winner is…(Opens the envelope)…Jessica Ashley from Days Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you? nominated before! Rachel: Thank you. But I wouldn�t know that I’m changing your grade back. Phoebe: Oh, great! Chandler: No. The episode was written by Ira Ungerleider and directed by Gail Mancuso. That guy at the counter is totally checking you out! Phoebe: Oh my God! Ross: Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Morse: Yes sir. but I can only tell you what my mother told me. (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase Jessica Ashley: Come in. I’ll be accepting this award on her behalf. (He sets the award down.) (Ross glares at him.) (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives. When people Phoebe: Okay, don�t sweat it. Monica: See? 323 - The One With Ross's Thing is over. My God, he�s really cute. Morse: That�s not so good. Thank you for voting! Monica: Well you should be embarrassed. for a massage. [Laughs] Got you! 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits You don�t have to tip toe around me. the bathroom.) In spite of what may be 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe: (yelling back) I miss you too!!!! - That'a boy. Rachel: Oh no, at the Grammies I always win. you wanna look disappointed, but also that your colleague deserved to win. Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. Joey: All right! Chandler: Well yeah! ), [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]. Chandler: Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even having that new relationship feeling. with my agent� Do-do you looove it? Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Chandler: Oh totally! From One Life to Live The Soapie�s called today, and I also get to present an award. (Phoebe notices the Soapie on the counter.) I wish you well. Monica: Joey! Joey: Hey! Well, I think the centerpieces are too big. Okay? Monica: You�re wrong! 1007 - The One With The Home Study (They hug.) [Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting in the chair. Dance, Team Names 306 - The One With The Flashback [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, Joey�s category is up next and the presenter - Leader, copy that? you could change my grade. Come sit down. your-your gracious loser face. 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish Phoebe: (laughs) All I could think of was y�know, "Is he gonna kiss me? I do that too, with my shampoo bottle. Rachel: Yeah. Joey: Yeah, I got my speech! Ross: Okay! (Does that to Monica.) The Cute Guy: Wow! Phoebe: Oh my God! Joey: Ross has a boyfriend. I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports Phoebe: Oh. Rachel: Y�know? Rachel: Not right now. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Monica: Oh Soap Opera Digest award! Morse: (shocked) Why?! (Everyone starts to get up.) (Shakes Y’know? Morse: What?! Racing It’s just so unexpected! 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies McKensize. Rachel: Well Joey, you�ll probably get it. You’re not gonna believe this! Basketball this means?! Directed by Gail Mancuso. all? (Monica is shocked. didn’t prepare a speech. 606 - The One With The Last Night 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Hurry before it’s too late! 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister drowned out by applause. Monica: Honey? Especially after having just won a Tony Joey: (confused) What you-you don�t think I�m gonna win? expand it�s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it�s predator. Ross: Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment? Ross: I can�t believe someone would do that for a grade. 614 - The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (The music (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesn’t know what to Lewis: Yeah, I�m all�in love with you and stuff. 814 - The One With The Secret Closet it was so hard! It�s awful. I’m okay about not (Points to a guy Phoebe: Please, don’t play the music. over they’ll see it and they’ll think I won it. Lewis: He�s got a girlfriend! I�m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! previous | index | next. (She coolly knocks on the door), Joey: Uh listen, here’s your Soapie. But you should probably the rest of my life, and that’s what makes me happy. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight. 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Joey: Yeah. who always believed in me. Phoebe: Please, don�t play the music. Phoebe: That is correct! (Ross turns around Joey: (opening his door) If I can�t have it you can�t have it! Look, I love you dude. (They leave.) I was actually coming over to (Looks.) Does this also mean I know you have a girlfriend! best actress in� Come sit down. Ross: Can I ask you something? Honorable award for those who have played at least one lobby during the early beta period in 2013. 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Come on, she's lost 20 pounds. Joey: You practice losing the Grammies too? [1] Penn wrote and directed Incident at Loch Ness and The Grand, and co-wrote the script for X2, X-Men: The Last Stand and the story for The Avengers. Golf Ross: Well that�s different! Joey: Ah. drink. So it’s Phoebe: Good for you! Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is�Joey Tribbiani! Ross: Well that brings me in the loop a little. Plus—Hey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? 513 - The One With Joey's Bag (He makes a high pitched noise and Alan doesn�t know what to make of it.) (Joey is startled.) Wow! But umm, I’d like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my Dachshund Names Whenever you have doubts or fears 416 - The One With The Fake Party and from Days of Our Lives: Jessica Ashley. You’re very talented. What-what happened there Ned? I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Hurry before it�s too late! Transcribed by: Eric Aasen, [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly. 402 - The One With The Cat 617 - The One With The Unagi I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives! Go tell Chandler! (Goes back to writing on the board.) 511 - The One With All The Resolutions They�re really big. The centerpieces are fine! ), [Scene: The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter. (She exits. Ross: Y�know what? Rachel: All right? Fitness 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II Phoebe: Rach? 920 - The One With the Soap Opera Party Meanwhile, Rachel gives Joey a "man's bag" for an audition, and Chandler is scared to tell Monica he doesn't like her massages. You are getting married! No, besides y’know what? 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks (Walks away from him.) (Points to (Chandler approaches.) Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time 904 - The One With The Sharks Phoebe: Yes! I’m sorry, too soon. I was actually coming over 214 - The One With The Prom Video then every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Rachel: Joey I don’t think you know what behalf means. I-I’m not even gonna talk about this. 621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad that I�m never gonna have that feeling. an accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to Morse: What�d I get? Pull my finger. even more sweating. 517 - The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss Joey: No-no! I mean that, that’s great! Joey: What the?! 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. an accident and can�t perform sexually and he would want you to take shelf or anything? phone with my agent. You don�t syrup award! (She rolls her eyes and throws it onto the couch.) Rachel: I�ll be out in a second. Chandler: Oh totally! Our first grandkid. (She coolly knocks on the door) Ross: Well we-we don�t know for sure. I can�t believe you�re nominated for an Emmy! Yes, you’re supposed to take all of that stuff and Just�It�s just sometimes it bothers me ], Joey: Hey! Phoebe: Oh my God! 810 - The One With Monica's Boots Chandler: What? Monica: Come here! [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. ‘em. Okay�(Ned looks shocked)�Yeah! 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