(Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL.YOU KNOW. Monica: Please. ROSS: OK, my hands were no where near your butt. Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up? Rachel: Thank you. The One Where Ross And Rachel…You Know. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? I don't need this right now, Okay. Um, Okay, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. Yeah. (they hug) RACHEL: Just one cheek. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. Rachel: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me? Monica: Well no, but um. Friends Season 2 Episode 15 The One Where Ross And Rachel You Know. What? Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks in while you’re changing.” [Time lapse. CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine? (Rachel slams the door and locks it. Ross: Try the bottom one. CHANDLER: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen. [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. Chandler: Okay, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. . DR. BURKE: I'm going to look into your eyes now. Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you." CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice. Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. Monica is cat… Who with? Ross, however, worries about taking advantage of her vulnerable emotional state. OPENING CREDITS Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. Rachel: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. Joey: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date? CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. Rachel: I didn't know then. ROSS: Come on, tell me. 19.Bölüm The One Where Eddie Won't Go . JENNIFER ANISTON. MONICA: Not never. MONICA: Uh, hello. RACHEL: Grape. Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate. DR. BURKE: Drops! [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Racquetball in 15 minutes. Ross: Good. ROSS: [spreads the pelt on the floor] OK, now, sit. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Rachel: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up. RACHEL: What is this? Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. LISA KUDROW. If you are a … [Rachel enters] MONICA: Thanks again. (pauses) Who's Michael? CHANDLER: So how'd it go? RACHEL: OK. [they go to kiss but everyone's watching so Ross just kisses her on the top of her head and leaves] JOEY: [uses a dentist mirror to see] Naa, she's lyin'. Phoebe: Yay me. DR. BURKE: You too. Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity. how? Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.] [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] ROSS: Sorry. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.] (The woman is wheeled in.) CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax. Waiter: So, would you like any dessert? Ross: Uh huh. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. Ross: (entering) Hey Rach. Here, they're free. [Ross enters] Michael: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure. DR. BURKE: Oh, well obviously you know Barbara and I split up, otherwise you wouldn't have done the head tilt. Rachel: What? CHANDLER: She's one of us now. The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. (Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room), The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Script, The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script, The One With Barry and Mindy’s Wedding Script. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Rachel is taking aspirin.] [Scene: The museum planetarium. . I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time. Chandler: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. Ross: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. Ha! Rachel: Hello, excuse me. RACHEL: Ah, so what are we looking at? Chandler is ordering a pizza.] Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … Chandler: Okay. That's right, look into the light. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. JOEY: Alright, no peeking. [there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it] hard to follow. Rachel: (obviously drunk) I mean, it's a cat, y'know, it's a cat. Julie: (over intercom) Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting. That. . Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. JOEY: She laughed at you? (he stands behind her and holds her hands) That’s it, that’s it. I convinced him. MONICA: Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she? gosh, why can't I do that? Monica: (to Chandler) Yo, Bing. Closure. The two of them decide to put the recliners and TV to good use right away. Monica is there.] JOEY: Wow, look at that. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind] (Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.) DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there. MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad. Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. [demonstrating] 'How ya doin'? Rachel: Ohh, ohh. The One Where Ross And Rachel…You Know. Monica: All right. about me? (Ross and Julie enter.) Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? Ross: You've had feelings for me? Rach. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting. Julie: Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and with me half the time. Okay, Michael, let's talk about you. MONICA: I am not. Julie, right. 1003 - The One With Ross' Tan Written by: Brian Buckner Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment] Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, uh? . PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. Rachel, overwhelmed by Ross' gesture, kisses him. Chandler: (slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Rachel: Oh, that's um, interesting. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. You had feelings for me first. What? hard to follow. The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (S02E15) is the fifteenth episode of season two of "Fr... More The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (S02E15) is the fifteenth episode of season two of "Friends" released on Thu Feb 08, 1996. Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look? RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Chandler: One. MONICA: Really. motional. 39: 15 Rachel, overwhelmed by Ross' gesture, kisses him. Rachel: Together? Directed by James Burrows. . When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? Phoebe: Um-hum. Rachel: Hi. Michael: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she? Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ross and Rachel enter on stage.] Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day? JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? look, I never should have said anything. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. "The One with the Prom Video" is the fourteenth episode of the second season, and the 38th episode overall, of the American television situation comedy Friends, which first aired on NBC on February 1, 1996. ROSS: And that's, that's funny why? Ross and Rachel go on their first date. (jumps the couch and lands on Ross's back, finally getting the phone from him. Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend? . (Monica looks at him funny) What? DR. BURKE'S OFFICE INT. I know there was wine. ROSS: Oh. JOEY: It certainly is a miracle. One of the most emotional moments on the show is when Rachel gets off the … She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Rachel: Yes! MONICA: So maybe we should just. This auction is for (1) Script of FRIENDS "The One Where Ross and . Ross and Rachel attempt to have their first real date, but Rachel finds intimacy with a long-time Joey buys a big screen TV and two leather recliners with his newfound money and he and Chandler become almost literally glued to the television. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss] Monica: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Joey: Let me get this straight. MONICA: Really Phoebs? Rachel: Oh my God. 18.Bölüm The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies . [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey. LISA KUDROW. We're not working out, it's over. MONICA: You're an opthamologist. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Phoebe: Your boobs are fine. Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 2 # kiss # laugh # laughing # friends # season 2 # relax # episode 15 # friends tv Ross: Chandler. JOEY: I know. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. MATTHEW PERRY. Rachel: I can see that. MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment. Chandler: Because it's Sunday. But... it only has to happen once. [The stereo system booms out 'Billions of years ago. (Rachel walks in her room. ROSS: We're not alone. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross: Not, not, not every night. Alright, look up. ROSS: Hey. I can remake you. MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. . Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight? The episode focuses on the main characters watching Monica (Courteney Cox) and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) getting ready for their high school prom in the titular video. Oh, oh, oh. RACHEL: C'mon touch it. DR. BURKE: Yep. The One After Ross Said Rachel Originally written by Seth Kurland Transcribed by Eric Aasen "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" TABLE DRAFT 12/22/95 Rachel Jennifer Aniston Monica Courteney Cox Phoebe Lisa Kudrow Joey Matt LeBlanc Chandler Matthew Perry Ross David Schwinuner Dr. Burke SETS INT. DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. That is Ursa Major. ROSS: KARL! MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental. ROSS: Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo (Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica) Woo. Rachel: Hey, there was one Italian guy, Okay, and do you even have a point? Come here. Please message me before you buy if you want more than 2 scripts, I do give shipping discounts. Zilch, nothin', uh-uh. ROSS: Well, why're you all dressed up? Ross enters.] Took him to a romantic restaurant, ordered champagne, nice. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. RACHEL: What's this. Because, you know, you'd have to be an actual waitress. DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. . Chandler: Okay, stop. Rachel: Are you over me? Playing next. And how was the date? Directed by Michael Lembeck. OK put your hands back there. Ross: When, when were you... under me? JOEY: We dare. She smiles. The following Script and Signatures are. Goodbye. You should ask him out. Rachel takes a peek under the loincloth of one of the display models.] 8.Bölüm The One with the List . Listen, I was um, thinkin' about. Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. MONICA: Wow, this really sucks. Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. ROSS: Hey you. . (Monica enters.) (Phoebe turns off the TV) Thank you. Rachel: Together. (talks on intercom) Hi Julie. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.] [They kiss and start undressing. Chandler: Because, you know, you don't have to. OH. Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. Monica: Y'know, I try to stay positive. Chandler: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. [Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it] JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. [opens his eyes to see two black leather recliners and a big screen TV] ROSS: What? Ross: China. Guy: All right, fine. . Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.] I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment. Guy: Hang on. Let her. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious. Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] BOTH: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. ROSS: No. ROSS: [grabs a fur pelt] C'mon. MONICA: You too. [Rachel and Ross go out in the hall] (Rachel is standing at the side of the bed.) If you … Michael: Oy. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay? Monica: Five more and I'll flash you. TABLE DRAFT/ DECEMBER 22, 1995. In this episode, Ross and Rachel attempt to take their relationship to the next level. RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass. DR. BURKE: See. RACHEL: Hi you guys. ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy? Days of our Lives picked up my option. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … MONICA: Dr. Burke? . The Stinger has them refuse to get up even as the fire alarm starts going off. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. Ross: I know. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. JOEY: Uh-huh. Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape? I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency. (looks, feigns indifference) C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight. You OK?' DR. BURKE: Oh, OK, yeah. Phoebe: Oh, um, it was nice. RACHEL: Monica. 26:00. CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare? FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller, Tom Selleck as Dr. Richard Burke Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images ROSS: I'm done. [Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. From Phoebe's out-of-control wedding to the one that taught you what to do if a Victoria's Secret model offers you gum by Champ Clark | Monday, July 23, 2018 Up … Phoebe: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did. A woman literally passed through me. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. ”The One Where Old Yeller Dies” (season 2) - Ross and Rachel say “I love you” for the first time. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.] I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing. PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again? ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Joey: I can't find the remote. RACHEL: Hi you. RACHEL: Monica. Ross: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. ROSS: Yeah. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? All: Hey. (The waiter comes to the table.) See Phoebe, Phoebe. Chandler: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. Ross: Yep. RACHEL: It is our first official date. Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruit flies, those things that live for like a day or something? Phoebe: No, not weight... y'know, more like insulation. MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age. ROSS: Hey. I'm not running on a Sunday. DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? Opening Credits Michael: Um, cheers. . Ross: Cat. Friends Season 2 Episode 15 The One Where Ross and RachelYou Know RACHEL: OK, that's dead right? If you buzz our door, there's no tip for you. [Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel pours the last of the champagne bottle in her glass.] DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. . I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet. [they kiss] They're still in their chairs watching TV. [They start kissing.] the one where ross and rachel you know 125558 GIFs. Rachel: Oh. . They discuss plans for the evening, but there is a snag. [Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.] RACHEL: Monica. ROSS: Oh. Ross has a confused expression on his face.) JENNIFER ANISTON. 49:10. . (hands the phone to her) Joey: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean. Closure. Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. . Rachel: When you were in China. .Ahh. MONICA: Thanks. CHANDLER: Sweet mother of all that is good and pure. ROSS: Hi. . CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle? 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